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quotes[0] = "&quot;For tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities, or are become so from wine-drinking, and are not susceptible of influence from so refined a stimulant, will always be the favored beverage of the intellectual.&quot; &nbsp; Thomas De Quincey"
quotes[1] = "&quot;Tea tempers the spirits and harmonizes the mind, dispels lassitude and relieves fatigue, awakens thought and prevents drowsiness, lightens or refreshes the body, and clears the perceptive faculties.&quot; &nbsp; Lu Yu, Eighth Century Chinese Poet"
quotes[2] = "&quot;Tea: the drink declared to be most wholesome, preserving in perfect health until extreme Old Age. It maketh the body active and lusty. It helpeth the headache, giddiness, and heaviness thereof.&quot; &nbsp; Thomas Garway, advertisement. September 13, 1658"
quotes[3] = "&quot;Teaism is a cult founded on the adoration of the beautiful among the sordid facts of everyday existence.  It inculcates purity and harmony, the mystery of mutual charity, the romanticism of the social order.&quot; &nbsp; Okakura Kakuzo, The Book of Tea"
quotes[4] = "&quot;The soul of politeness is not a question of rules but of tranquility, humility, and simplicity.  And in the taking of tea it finds perhaps its most perfect expression."
quotes[5] = "&quot;A hardened and shameless tea drinker, who has, for twenty years, diluted his meals with only the infusion of this fascinating plant; whose kettle has scarcely time to cool; who with tea muses the evening, with tea solaces the midnight, and with tea welcomes the morning.&quot; &nbsp; Self-description by Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)"
quotes[6] = "&quot;Meanwhile, let us have a cup of tea.  The afternoon glow is brightening the bamboos, the fountains are bubbling with delight, the soughing of the pines is heard in our kettle.  Let us dream of evanescence, and linger in the beautiful foolishness of things.&quot;  Kazuko Okakura, The Book of Tea"
quotes[7] = "&quot;If you are cold, tea will warm you.  If you are heated, it will cool you.  If you are depressed, it will cheer you.  If you are excited, it will calm you.&quot; &nbsp; William Gladstone (1809-1898)"
quotes[8] = "&quot;The flavor of Zen and the flavor of tea is the same.&quot; &nbsp; Japanese proverb."
quotes[9] = "&quot;There is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea.&quot; &nbsp; Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[10] = "&quot;There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.&quot; &nbsp; Henry James"
quotes[11] = "&quot;Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.&quot; &nbsp; Henry Fielding."
quotes[12] = "&quot;Nowhere is the English genius of domesticity more notably evident than in the festival of afternoon tea.  The mere chink of cups and saucers tunes the mind to happy repose.&quot; &nbsp; George Gissing"
quotes[13] = "&quot;Better to be deprived of food for three days than of tea for one.&quot; &nbsp; Ancient Chinese saying."
quotes[14] = "&quot;Thank God for tea!  What would the world do without tea?---how did it exist?<br>I am glad I was not born before tea.&quot; &nbsp; Rev. Sydney Smith"
quotes[15] = "&quot;I believe it is customary in polite society to take some slight refreshment at five o'clock.&quot;  Oscar Wilde"
quotes[16] = "&quot;Surely everyone is aware of the divine pleasures which attend a wintry fireside; candles at four o'clock, warm hearth rugs, tea, a fair tea-maker, shutters closed, curtains flowing in ample draperies to the floor, whilst the wind and rain are raging audibly without.&quot; &nbsp; Thomas De Quincey"
quotes[17] = "&quot;Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world.&quot; &nbsp; T'ien Yiheng - Lu Tung"
quotes[18] = "&quot;There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.&quot; &nbsp; Bernard Paul Heroux"
quotes[19] = "&quot;An old man drinks tea and reads the newspaper -- forgetting age for a moment.&quot; &nbsp; Mason Cooley"
quotes[20] = "&quot;If a man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty.&quot; &nbsp; Japanese proverb - Lu Tung"
quotes[21] = "&quot;Enjoy life sip by sip not gulp by gulp.&quot; &nbsp; The Minister of Leaves"
quotes[22] = "&quot;Tea is wealth itself, because there is nothing that cannot be lost, no problem that will not disappear, no burden that will not float away, between the first sip and the last.&quot; &nbsp; The Minister of Leaves"
quotes[23] = "&quot;Strange how a teapot can represent at the same time the comforts of solitude and the pleasures of company.&quot; &nbsp; Author unknown"
quotes[24] = "&quot;It has been well said that tea is suggestive of a thousand wants, from which spring the decencies and luxuries of civilization.&quot; &nbsp; Agnes Repplier"
quotes[25] = "&quot;What better way to suggest friendliness - and to create it - than with a cup of tea?&quot; &nbsp; J. Grayson Luttrell"
quotes[26] = "&quot;When I drink tea I am conscious of peace. The cool breath of Heaven rises in my sleeves and blows my cares away.&quot; &nbsp; Lo Tueng"
quotes[27] = "&quot;Its proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence.&quot; &nbsp; Samuel Johnson"
quotes[28] = "&quot;You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.&quot; &nbsp; C.S. Lewis"
quotes[29] = "&quot;There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be much diminished by a nice cup of tea.&quot; &nbsp; Bernard-Paul Heroux"
quotes[30] = "&quot;Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future.&quot; &nbsp; Thich Nat Hahn"
quotes[31] = "&quot;Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage.&quot; &nbsp; Catherine Douzel"
quotes[32] = "&quot;I got nasty habits; I take tea at three.&quot; &nbsp; Mick Jagger"
quotes[33] = "&quot;The scattered tea goes with the leaves and every day a sunset dies.&quot; &nbsp; William Faulkner"

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